You know what I think? No, scratch that .. do you know what I KNOW? I know that I’m fucking gorgeous, sexy and a hot little bitch. I’m thinking about becoming a supermodel as a stepping stone to taking the world by storm and letting the whole fucking universe know I’m the Black Miss America. [...]
A black guy with a teenie fuckin dick. Can you imagine that? If that aint the mother of all fuck ups in the racial gene pool then I don’t know what is. Poor, tiny dick, black Steven called me today and immediately confessed that he can’t satisfy a beautiful black woman like myself because his [...]
I decided to go ahead and meet with Jordy last night and managed to drag him to a late showing of Sex and the City at the theatre. First of all, let me say that the movie was great. The fashion? Fantastic. The plot? Captivating. The characters? Umm .. SAMANTHA! Hello, I swear my goal [...]
GAH! I’M SOO TIIIRED! I’ve been up since 2 am cause this guy I’ve been kinda seeing (dates, chilling, no fucking .. yet!), Jordan, called me and was all like “Can I come over? I wanna drink blahblahblah”.
I fucked around with him for a little while over the phone but didn’t have him over because [...]
So last night I went to this exclusive record release party from a local punk-metal band with my girl, Tiff. I was specially invited by the group’s manager who is a 36 year old, recently divorced, semi-ok looking dude named Ron whose been trying to get with me the past 6 months.
The music isn’t really [...]