You know what I think? No, scratch that .. do you know what I KNOW? I know that I’m fucking gorgeous, sexy and a hot little bitch. I’m thinking about becoming a supermodel as a stepping stone to taking the world by storm and letting the whole fucking universe know I’m the Black Miss America. [...]
A black guy with a teenie fuckin dick. Can you imagine that? If that aint the mother of all fuck ups in the racial gene pool then I don’t know what is. Poor, tiny dick, black Steven called me today and immediately confessed that he can’t satisfy a beautiful black woman like myself because his [...]
So last night I went to this exclusive record release party from a local punk-metal band with my girl, Tiff. I was specially invited by the group’s manager who is a 36 year old, recently divorced, semi-ok looking dude named Ron whose been trying to get with me the past 6 months.
The music isn’t really [...]